August 2010
36 posts
MAKING STALKERS LAZY
Facebook introduces check-in feature
// ]]]]>]]> Facebook executives on Wednesday announced the launch of Facebook Places, which — similar to services such as Foursquare and Gowalla — will allow people to use the GPS on their mobile phones to let friends know exactly where they are.
Facebook Places is available immediately in the United States through the latest version of...
Fun Things to Do at the Office
Fun Things to do at the Office
1. Remove the jug from the water cooler and drink from it periodically, bragging that you ‘got the last one.’
2. Photocopy things around the office, such as lamps, potted plants, staplers, etc. If someone asks about it, just say ‘You never can be too careful.’
3. Turn your radio up full blast and sing along loudly with...
dearest tumblroid and tumblrettes!
i’m baaaaaack! i’ve had a few things on my mind from my trip that i’d like to share with ya’ll.
a.) the moving sidewalk at the airport is there so that you can walk faster to your next flight, not so that your lazy ass does not have to actually walk.
b.) having sex in your car should only be done at night, and in a corner…not in broad daylight and in the open.
c.)...
dear tumblroids and tumblrettes
i’m gonna be in a land of no internet for a week, so if my posts are few and far between, that is why.
please don’t kick me out of tumblr land.
answering a ponder
oh yeah, licky and i are BFF’s now.
awkward moments with shesamaryac.
our air conditioning is broken, and i was stuck in the house all day waiting for some dude to fix it. i finally decided i was gonna go to the gym for air and human contact. i did my thing, and when i was done, i started stretching. i looked up and noticed that all of the trainers were in the corner, talking, and looking at me. finally, ryan, a trainer, comes up to me and says, “hey, do you...
Having A Sister Might Make You A Better Person
Though siblings can sometimes be a pain, having a sister might be good for kids’ emotional health, according to a new study.
The results show young adolescents who had sisters either younger or older were less likely to experience negative feelings, such as loneliness and guilt.
“Even after you account for parents’ influence, siblings do matter in unique ways,” said...
i have a temporary job with the most awkward place on earth.
oops.
so, i spent the night at my sister and her husband’s apartment last night. this morning, i woke up, and i was cleaning as a thank you. i then decided to make some toast for breakfast.
beginning of oops.
my toast was done. it was NOT smoking. nothing was wrong! the smoke alarm starts going off! i’m freaking out! no one is here! they just got married, and i’m about to burn down...
Lindsay Lohan was released from prison today, after serving 14 days of a 90 day sentence. The other inmates reportedly called the judge up, and begged him to let them serve her sentence for her claiming that, “14 days with her constitutes cruel and unusual punishment.”
(The above statement has not been verified, but let’s be real.)
awkward phrasing.
earlier this evening, while we were in a restaurant, my mom was trying to tell me that i need to stop worrying about pleasing other people. she turned to me, and loudly said, “mary, you need to learn how to please yourself.”
this was followed by many awkward stares and giggles.
“Must be the king”
“Why?”
“Hasn’t got shit all over him.”
- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
July 2010
49 posts
Scientists solve chicken or egg riddle; a.k.a....
It is an age-old riddle that has perplexed generations: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Now British scientists claim to have finally come up with the definitive answer: The chicken.
The scientific and philosophical mystery was purportedly unraveled by researchers at Sheffield and Warwick universities, according to the Daily Mail newspaper.
The scientists found that a protein found...
seriously. i want a brownie.
