i’m baaaaaack! i’ve had a few things on my mind from my trip that i’d like to share with ya’ll.

a.) the moving sidewalk at the airport is there so that you can walk faster to your next flight, not so that your lazy ass does not have to actually walk.

b.) having sex in your car should only be done at night, and in a corner…not in broad daylight and in the open.

c.) the yankees suck. more so, the yankees’ fans suck.

d.) the sequel to, “i know what you did last summer,” should not be, “i still know what you did last summer.” it should be, “i know what you did the summer before last.”